You, internet, should be so proud of me. I never thought that at this young age, I would be able say it, but here goes.
I am a millionaire in the only game I ever play on Facebook: Bejeweled Blitz.
How did I do it? Well, it was a combination of thriftiness, hard work and luck. You see, you get a free spin every day, and that has really helped tremendously. I struck it big and got a half million coins the other day. The other half million, I have earned by wasting huge amounts of time playing the game, and then not spending them on “boosts.”
Like I said, you should be so proud. 🙂