Metal detector: *beeeeeeep*
Random lady: Was that me?
Deputy Sheriff: Yes, ma’am.
Random lady: *walks back through*
Deputy Sheriff: Do you have any keys, change, or other metal in your pockets, or maybe jewelry you need to take off?
Random lady: Oh, here. *empties pockets, walks through metal detector*
Metal detector: *beeeeeeeep*
Deputy Sheriff: Ma’am, that was you again.
Random lady: *comes back* Well, I just don’t know. It wouldn’t be my cell phone would it?
Deputy Sheriff: Yes, actually it would.
Me, waiting in line: *sigh*