overheard at the courthouse

Metal detector: *beeeeeeep*

Random lady: Was that me?

Deputy Sheriff: Yes, ma’am.

Random lady: *walks back through*

Deputy Sheriff: Do you have any keys, change, or other metal in your pockets, or maybe jewelry you need to take off?

Random lady: Oh, here. *empties pockets, walks through metal detector*

Metal detector: *beeeeeeeep*

Deputy Sheriff: Ma’am, that was you again.

Random lady: *comes back* Well, I just don’t know. It wouldn’t be my cell phone would it?

Deputy Sheriff: Yes, actually it would.

Me, waiting in line: *sigh*

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